Impetus
Fucking fuckers
me: (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)
dude: nice bag.
me: thanks. (keeps on shopping)
dude: do you even know who all those characters are?
me: uh... yeah?
dude: ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)
me:
me: wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?
dude: (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.
me: does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)
dude: psh, you're not a real fan.
me:
me: (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)
me: how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?
dude: uh... what?
me: explain the function of cellular mitosis?
dude:
me: what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?
dude: what are you even talking about?
me: oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.
dude:
dude:
dude:
dude: Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)
me: his name is Norrin Radd.
dude: (looks extremely embarrassed)

poyzn:

Those eyes.

taxdollars:

So Top Gear themed keychains available now at my Etsy shop because don’t judge me.

sophieandace:

When you join a fandom and you aren’t aware of how intense things are going to get

sophieandace:

When you join a fandom and you aren’t aware of how intense things are going to get

nowyoukno:

More facts at NowYouKno.com and don’t forget to Follow NowYouKno for more like this on your dash

ash-killem:

viewtifulash:

cartelgathering:

thetallblacknerd:

fuckyouicantseestraight:

Most accurate description of Tumblr. EVER.

- The Creole Drunk

Basically

Yup.

Oh my word ….

As a person who’s only been actively using this site for a few months, I can say I’ve seen too much of this in the short time I’ve been here.

So…

nbchannibal:

We’re taking the day off to collect our feels. We advise you do the same.

rudolphofficial:

is michael cera even a real person?